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Although not overly surprising, the second somewhat mysterious U.S. hopeful F1 Team has pulled the plug upon its lofty aspirations of becoming a Formula One Constructor, as the Cypher Group has withdrawn from the FIAs Lucky 13 Grid Slot Derby… Thus it would appear the running for this dubious distinction now falls between Durango Corse and , Epsilon Euskadi, with No Fenders putting its 43 Pesos on the latter which is after all Joan Villadelprats Operation, who once was Professor Steve Matchetts Boss at Benetton.

Four Formula 1 drivers have been given reprimands for failing to stay above the minimum lap time set by the FIA ECU during qualifying in Hungary.

(Nicky Hayden & Ben Spies; Source: Motorsport.com) I havent tried looking up any Astrological charts or nothin, so Im unaware of whether or not there was any Full Moon Fever affecting both the Indy Car and Formula 1 races last weekend, eh? As you already know about the HULIO shuffle in Edmonton, whilst after watching 5hrs of Memorex yesterday I was fairly DISGUSTED with the outcome of the Scuderias Hockenheimring Hi-jinx! While the only Hi-jinx at Laguna Seca came from the leading rider Low-siding his Scooter while trying to run-away from the eventual race winner… And thus, just when I started thinking Fredrico Suave, a.k.a Fred Alonso was a worthy rival, hes slipped back into his Ferdi-the-Putz physique… After WHINING on the radio This is ridiculous… NO Ferdi, you are! As dont get me wrong, as I wasnt surprised by the very blunt Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudge Coded instructions for Felipe Massa to pull over and let Alonso by to give him the victory… As Team Orders have been in F1 since way back when

Although I cannot say I agree with the Curmudgeon O IndyCarz… I also havent seen any video footage of The Block by HULIO, which has apparently brought the ICSs Brian Braveheart under the wrath of Robin Miller who busts-up on Ol Braveheart by denoting how a Truck Driver N Parts Changer has schmoozed his way to the top of the Indy Racing League. To read Millers story, click here .

McLaren and Mercedes GP have asked the FIA for clarification about flexible front wings in Formula 1, amid continued suspicions that Red Bull Racing and Ferrari are doing something clever with their designs to improve car performance.

Hungary Saturday quotes: Ferrari

Hungary Saturday quotes: Virgin

Michael Schumacher is hopeful a set-up gamble helps him enjoy a stronger race following a disappointing qualifying on Saturday.

Germany’s Sebastian Vettel roars to his fourth successive pole position at the Hungarian Grand Prix in a Red Bull front row sweep with Australian Mark Webber. McLaren’s championship leader Lewis Hamilton qualifies in fifth place

Japan’s Kamui Kobayashi is handed a five place penalty on the Hungarian Grand Prix starting grid for failing to stop to have his car weighed after the first qualifying session.